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As if we needed more proof that just about anyone can put out a game, we get hit with VIP. Well, I think you all know what I'm going to say; this game blows. | | mac from SC says (16/Jun/2002): | Graphics that rival those produced in 1994, this game will have your eyes bleeding in pain from having to look at those grainy, choppy, blocky animations and textures. The sound is irrelevant and offers nothing to the game. There are a few punch and kick noises, and a gunshot sound for the shooting missions, but that's about it. What controls? This is one of those games where all you do is follow on-screen button commands. The thing I hate the most is in the first level, forward and triangle is a little tiny kick. Then, on the third level that same little kick is done by pressing forward, forward, down, up, and square. Aren't you supposed to get more powerful as a game progresses? One out of five missions will have you moving a cursor around the screen to shoot people. That's about all the variety you can expect.
Your only incentive to even play this game is to see boobs. Completing missions gives you the opportunity to trade in points for still images and CG movies from the game, with a few real photos of Pam thrown in. Here is a gallery of some things you can expect, you can decide if it's worth it or not.
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